i woke early one morning
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly i tiny bird flew to my windowsill
It sang a song so lovely
so carefree and so gay
that all my worldly troubles seemed to slip away
It sang of far off places
of laughter and of fun
it seemed its very trilling brought up the morning sun.
So I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
and then I shut the window to crush it fucking head.
on the first day, He, The One, the Almighty went forth on a quest to create gaiety and frolic. Forth from his haven he set, mounted upon the steed of choice towards his fellow god's home.
His fellow god Rickomemnon was upon completion of his suit of power, drawing upon the unsurmountable power of the triforce as he did so. Lo, did he complete the garb, and don it so, and it was good for it was made by a god.
From rickomemnon's haven the two gods flew, for tey were yet not finished gathering the revelry for the nights creation.
Upon His mighty steed the two gods flew, and headed to join two minor gods, Timmonicus and Owentioch.
Ah, but the two minor gods had a steed of their own, Timmonicus' father, god of the vantheon, had delivered them to rickommemnon's haven shortly after His departure.
Reunion was in quick order, and it was made so. Much revelry and gaiety took place, and the armour that the gods wore made them giddy, in that they commissioned portraits of themselves in various stages of embarrassment.
Forthwith the foursome fled to seek out entertainment, and the thought of humor and hte relentless chant of "dicks pussies and assholes" soon filled the gods' many heads.
Alas! the barbarians of Valhalla did not serve the inteneded entertainment! So the gods withdrew to the colleseum to make merry with the mortals.
Within hot topic, the foursome encounteered a most fascinating mortal, with beauty surpassing athena and aphrodite. it made them giddy and drunk, and they anced and made merry, mocking west side story and other manner of tom foolery.
After the exciting games they gods required food and drink, and went to feast upon ambrosia and pop.
Ah, the ambrosia was sweet, and the pop slaked their thirst. The tender to the fields gave them helms to commemorate the occasion, and they did enjoy the helms, for they were enjoyable.
Lo! The promised land of Walmart called! And so did these gods enter and make merrry. Upon the entrance, the gods were approached by an elder who had been filled with the feremented juice of the grape, as well as fair maidens whom semed sent as through providence. Providence indeed, for when the gods exited the promised land, the steed was adorned with the preonal objects of the maidens! The cloth used to vclense the full buttocks of the maidens streamed about hte steed. the soft cotton and its sheath used to stave the vile flow of the maidens infant blood hung about the antennae. The priceless spread of the salve to keep the maiden's underarms free of the stench of the dark gods adorned the sides, and were inscribed with glyphs of encouragement and joy.
Ah, but one god was missing. Antionius.
So the gods went forth to join with antonius,and along the way, were to spur many of the wild beasts to raise horn and blow loud.
and so antonius and te gods travelled to antonius' haven, and there they made merry and danced.
then the gods traveled forth to the haven of Rickomemnon. Alas, but the darg gods sent folly their way.
It was fortunate for te gods that hunger overtook them, and had gone to the valhalla of Meat N' Mead to converse with maidens of fleshly enticement and target practice, elsewise they may have fallen to the folly.
The dark god Bambino had sent a minion to spread panic among the mortals, creating chaos and death upon the road to haven.
Many hours they waited, until finally a detour was created, after the gods sent others onto the way to the chosen path.
Ahh, the gods returned to the haven and adjourned to the sublevels of the palace. There, the gods made merry and ended not with greatful slumber but with the joyous entertainment of mortal fornication.
And so did the night close, and the world was at peace.
