Epic Average

First I (with much trial and error) tracked down the elusive habitat of the Phenoxia Timracer. Then, using sacred signaling devices from the distant future, summoned (with the help of my faithful avatar and Noble steed) the knights of the round table for some less than selfless fun.

We convened at my Palace of Indulgence where intoxication abounded and ...less than perfect Italian food was conceived, created, and consumed.

Then, one knave of the realm said, "Ho! I doth believe present company should adjourn to the Pit of the Beast"

And with that, so did the group of knights adjourn to mine room, and to my room did the nights travel, being as that was their destination. And lo, much decadance and vulgarities made themselves apparent, and the count of 3 men and 2 ladies arranged themselves about. The 5 lounged for there were the 3 men and 2 ladies, the total of knights being 5 and 5 being the count of the knights.

Once satiated, the knights split, two of them going to the hall of indulgence, two to the forbidden chasm of self-flaying doom, and the lord to retire to his chambers to listen to his enchanted minstels. Thence one of the lady knights entered, questioning the situation. And like a drop of water entering a pond, so did ythe ripple grow and more entered the lords chamber. And the lord felt better, for his fellow knights were enjoying themselves.

Later on, fellow knight Ricktonion Barionadagualaga questioned the lords state of mind. At the time, the lord had no idea, but it has since become clearer. The lord's mind is confused atwixt his fancy for a lady knight. Should said Knight Ricktonion, being the knight who questioned, and the questioning knight being him read this, there lieth thy answer!

Once the palace of indulgence was properly used, the knights then traveled to a distant and magical realm known as "Easton" There, they watched in awe as Beasts and Men alike frolicked on the flat of a screen in a play portraying the epic adventures of an ogre. The films characters doth touched the hearts of both lord and knights, as the film portrayed friends of those known to the knights, as well as the phrase which plagues my soul: If you love them, you'll let them go. After all, Ogres don't have happy endings.

Once the frolicking was over, the various knights mounted their steeds and thence left my company, returning to that where they hailed.

The next day... work work, and the usual more work