Dependable

Good thing I'm around. I'm dependable to be there. Have an issue? Call me! Sure, I'm not as wild and crazy as the guys you like. Go have fun with them, because you know I'm here to build you back up after everything falls apart. I tell you nice guys are out there. You always seem to "find" one, only to have them break you and where do you turn? Me. Dependable, non-sexual, non-masculine, devoid of personal feeling Jimmy.

So who do I turn to?